Have you ever gotten somebody’s name wrong? (more…)
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Robism of the Moment
"I won't give you away, Julius!" |
Great phone message from Buza, a dude I served with! (more…)
I have some friends from Facebook that I haven’t seen in some years, and there is one in particular that, if their ignorance wasn’t so amusing, I would just remove them. (more…)
Not many people in this world would understand these texts, but for those of you that do, hilarity is about to ensue!
Kyle: Malcolm, doo da doo!
Me: I need to close my eyes so they can’t see me!
Kyle: Peeeeepoooo!!! Doi, doi, doi. Hot, hot feet. So hot it hurts. Dogus so mean. I’m humpin him. Frankensteiner.
Me: Wreequay want-um green-ums? Poosh the boosh! Bucko von Buckovich beside me besides.
Kyle: Look, look…
Me: Now Lodi…
Kyle: Swikin, fukin, somethin awful?
Me: But Timmy doesn’t want to!
Kyle: Return, space-up.
Me: *slam* “What is all theese noise I am hearing?”
Me: Oh shet.
Kyle: What is this, tapping?
Me: Nyo.